What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.